My friend Andrew is friends with a Mormon missionary who happens to know Stephenie Meyer. (I think his name is William.) In an attept to impress Andrew, William called and teased, "Guess who I'm with?"
"Uh..."
"Stephenie Meyer!"
Andrew didn't have a clue as to who Stephenie Meyer was. Andrew flirted with her, thinking she was his age. "Heeey, Stephenie."
There was a long, awkward pause.
"You don't know who I am, do you?" Stephenie asked.
"William's friend?"
"I'm the lady who wrote the Twilight books."
"Oh. I haven't read Twlight, but my friend has. You should talk to her." (Meaning me. Andrew thought it would be funny to tell STEPHENIE MEYER that KELLEY FESMIRE did not approve of her main character. I'm glad Stepehie failed to probe Andrew because he would have let slip my deep-rooted Bella issues.)
"Tell her to join the club."
Then Andrew hung up the phone because he was embarrassed that he flirted with a woman twice his age.
Priceless.
So: I have a brand new weapon in my arsenal of inflicting jealousy. I can tell Twlight fans that I've been mentioned to THE Stephenie Meyer.
Can life get any more ironic? I submit that it cannot!
FRIENDS
CLUBS
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Anyway, great art you have around here
I am a long time DA Artist, and like to encourage other artists, soooo ..
You are invited to participate in the "Miss Santa" Art Contest
Please check out the link below for Entry Information.
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There are 12 of 15 slots available.
Thanks
Kelly
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Kelly Dewinter
I'd really like to, but I don't think I'll be able to finish a painting in time. I have finals. X_X And as much as I'd rather do art than study...well...you know. ^^
Maybe next time, though! Thanks for inviting me! I'm honored.
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"She has willingly pricked her finger, only to see the truth beneath the rose." Riku-of-Darkness
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I'm chill. You're chill. Let's chill.
Other than that, I'm cool. ^^ How about you?
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"She has willingly pricked her finger, only to see the truth beneath the rose." Riku-of-Darkness
I saw your little ad for it. It looks like a lot of fun! You should have someone take pictures and stuff while you're doing your show!
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I'm chill. You're chill. Let's chill.
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"She has willingly pricked her finger, only to see the truth beneath the rose." Riku-of-Darkness
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I'm chill. You're chill. Let's chill.
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